The Best Jam Recipe Ever

Jan 23rd, 2010 by papabear

In order to make this jam, the timing must be perfect. It has to be done on a Friday evening between 5:30pm to 8:30pm. You would not get the best result if you were to make it on any other day or time…

Here are the ingredients:

Main Ingredients

1. A 4-way intersection. 3-way would still do it but 4-way or more is the best. A 4-way junction near a popular shopping mall or a huge office complex would be the best.
2. Lots of rain. The cat and dog type would be the best.
3. A few dead traffic lights at the intersection mentioned above. All dead would be perfect.
4. A few selfish drivers.
5. A few egoistic drivers.
6. A few timid drivers. (Opposite attracts – items 4 & 5 would bully item 6 to perfection)

Optional Ingredients

1. One or two trucks or buses.
2. Lots of honking.
3. Some hand and face gestures.
4. Some flashing lights.

Instructions

1. Add all main ingredients.
2. Then add optional ingredients as much as you like. Secukup rasa la….

Simple, right? I managed to bake one, a few hours ago, right after coming out of the Endah Parade parking, under the KESAS flyover trying to make my way back to Shah Alam.

Delicious!

Yummy!

Give it a try!